The Holy Empire of Da Da Jungle Puppet is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.599 billion Da Da Jungle Puppetians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Da Da Jungle Puppetian economy, worth 57.4 trillion Da Junglian Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 35,919 Da Junglian Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Da Da Jungle Puppet's national animal is the Da Junglian Anomol.

Da Da Jungle Puppet is ranked 210,248^th in the world and 11,238^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 629.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.